An apparel megacorp made by a 6'4 nonchalant dude who loves cars

No we do not sell 101% polyester shirts and yes we do ship our products

All designs made by our design team (Me)

Go buy something twin why are you still reading 🙏

 See our field onto which sales are grown
P!NK BRONCO

P!NK BRONCO

$39.99
this sh!rt is peak mall crawlerism. Cotton blend, mens sizes. Wash inverted in cold water, tumble dry on low.   Si...
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That Red One

That Red One

$29.99
Im mama miaing it...  Unisex sizes, 100% heavyweight cotton Machine wash inverted in cold water, tumble dry low or ai...
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All of The Tings 6 Formula One 2 The Profitable Ones 5 P!NK 1




March 18 2025

Company Founded

On call with a girl (shocking) and created the first products
April 2025

First Product Sold

1st customer bought the same shirt they helped design lmao
August 2025

First Billion Dollars

We became a billion dollar company and sold out EVERYTHING and crashed the internet
Today

Megacorp Arc

We're officially a mega-billion dollar megacorp who sponsored the Louvre Heist (iykyk). Your move, D-BRAND clankers.

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